• Best Snarky Quotes
  • Best Snarky Quotes
  • Best Snarky Quotes
  • Best Snarky Quotes
  • Best Snarky Quotes
  • Best Snarky Quotes
  • Best Snarky Quotes

Funny Wine Charms – Snarky Quotes

Get your sassy on

$25.00
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Description

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Wine Glass Charms

Best Sarcastic Quotes About Life

Snarky quotes are popular on mugs, tee shirts, home décor … so why not on wine charms?  Get your sassy on by adding this bling to your next party.  These quotes are funny and sarcastic … and clean! … and show spunk and a sense of humor.  Each marker has a different color as well as quote, making it easy to distinguish glasses from each other.  The quotes included are:

  • When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like the bottle says
  • We can’t all be princesses … someone has to clap when I go by
  • Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood
  • You had me at “we’ll make it look like an accident”
  • Some things are better left unsaid … which I generally realize right after I’ve said them
  • Did I just roll my eyes out loud again?

Charms are completely handmade and are connected to stemware using a traditional wine ring.

For these and other great cocktail drink charms, visit our shop.

Availability:
  • Check your preferred marketplace (Etsy or Amazon Handmade) for stock availability
  • If not available on one marketplace, please check the other
Size:
  • Charms: ~1"
Materials used:
  • Polymer clay
  • 1” wine rings
Processing Time:
  • 1-3 days
Warnings:
  • Keep out of reach of small children and pets as items can cause choking.
  • Polymer clay can be toxic if swallowed.
Care Instructions:
  • Although polymer clay is hardened when cured (i.e., when baked), there is still some “bend” to thinner pieces that can break when bent too far or abused in any way. Therefore, please ensure items are treated with care to avoid breakage or damage.
  • Store items in a safe place and out of reach of children and pets.
  • Do not place heavy objects on or around items as such objects could break thinner pieces of cured clay.
  • Do not drop on hard surfaces.
  • To clean, use a soft damp cloth and gently wipe off dirt and smudges. A small soft brush (such as an old toothbrush) and water can be used to get into tight areas. Do not place polymer clay items in a dishwasher or submerge in water. Avoid using any chemicals or abrasive products. Do not scrub.
  • Charms with magnetic connectors use strong rare earth magnets. Extreme care should be taken to gently place the charm and magnetic clasp on either side of the glass. DO NOT SNAP MAGNETS ONTO GLASSWARE as it could crack the glass.
  • To remove ring charms from packaging, carefully CUT the ribbon. Removing rings with ribbon in place may bend the wine ring.